A client of mine met Lolita and thought she was beautiful (as she is!)
Lolita and I had a great time at the beach despite the bird poop I laid down in. As I was laying on the skinny little pier I thought, 'what the heck is that smell. It smells like blood, fish and poop.' I assumed it was something near-by. Well, when I moved it followed me! Yes, I laid down in pelican poop! Good thing I had a whole ocean to wash off in!